Thursday, April 6, 2017

Show Notes: Being heckled at the Houston Pizza Lounge March 26, 2017

I just played a gig where I was heckled by a really drunk patron.

The local Houston Pizza lounge had booked Sean Hogan in to play an acoustic day show.  He had an evening gig at another club that night so they were looking for a few locals to round out the day.  I hadn't been there for an afternoon gig before so wasn't sure what the set-up was, what kind of songs to play and what kind of music the crowd was into.  In the days prior to the gig, I was completely stressed out about playing there.

My stress amplified after seeing my name on a Facebook feed about rumored guests for the day.  The other guests, they were a little, okay let's be truthful, quite a bit more polished than myself.  They also all happened to play Country Western.  I ran through a bunch of songs but couldn't land on anything that would fit in.  Ultimately, I decided that I would go as a spectator and the guitar stayed home.

The lounge was about 3/4 full so my wife and I grabbed chairs at the bar and ordered drinks.  The crowd, for the most part, was plastered.  We watched a couple of locals play a few tunes and then without warning, I heard my name called.  I guess when I said "I might play" and showed up, they figured I was going to play.  I politely declined but then the liquored up crowd started chanting "Greg, Greg, Greg..." so what the hell, I'm no wilting flower.  I borrowed a guitar and hit the stage.

Without having anything in my catalog that fit in to the Lounge's vibe I just shrugged and opened with my song, 'Devil Woman.'  I was introducing the song by telling a story about how I wrote this song and this really drunk guy in the front right out front yells at me, "I know where your going with this, I fuckin' seen you before you know!"  Obviously a big fan so I smiled and nodded at the guy and continued with my story.  Not a man of patience, he yelled at me again "Hey!  Just play the fuckin' song!"  The crowd agreed with him so I did.  I skipped most of the banter for my second song and rolled on through.  My number one fan gave me a thumbs up and staggered outside making a smoking gesture, or was it a 'fuck you?'  No matter. Overall the crowd was really noisy and inattentive but there were four people who listened intently so I mostly played to them.

Perhaps this is karma since I had been here before, albeit I was the plastered heckler.  Twenty plus years ago this Pizza lounge was a Country Rock bar called "The Changing Winds."  Me and my little asshole buddy (who will go unnamed) wandered in, three sheets to the wind you may say.  The bar was pretty much empty so we staggered to the front row where we proceeded to mercilessly yell "Black Flag!" at the very-not-Black Flag band on stage.  Plus we clapped along out of time trying to throw them off.

Fast forward in time and its fitting that a country rock crowd were able to heckle a lo-fi alternative post punk acoustic singer-storyteller act years later.

After my two song set the crowd gave me a decent applause.  Sean Hogan met me off stage and said "you did alright, a little shy on stage but alright."  I thanked him for letting me use his guitar and tied back into a few beers.  My wife said that I was all guitar and she really couldn't hear my vocals so this may have been the rationale for the shy comment.  The vocal / guitar mix was really good in the monitors and all the other acts sounded fine when they played so I'm not really sure what happened.

Overall, this was a lot of fun.  This gig was way out of my element and it was like walking on a high wire.  Actually, the whole event had a circus like feel to it.  The heckler was fun, the shit faced crowd was fun, and playing in a small room where I was really close to the crowd was scary and fun.  I think I also paid back a debt.  I hope that in some distant place, the lead singer from that Country Rock band smiled.  He was not sure why he felt so satisfied but deep inside he felt that the Universe righted a long forgotten wrong.

I'll give myself a 2 out of 5 stars, mostly for getting up there when I was completely unprepared.  I blew too many chords, improvised several lyrics and the song selection was definitely not right for the crowd.  I did get an invite for the May sessions so I must have been okay.  Or they want to give it to me again...

 Set-List:

1. Devil Woman (Original)
2. It's a Shame About Ray (Lemonheads)

Audience: Estimated 25 persons

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